Friday, December 07, 2007

Karz+Madhumati = OSO?


Took mom out to Om Shanti Om last weekend. And boy, what an utter let down. After all that, hoopla surrounding it, I thought it would be fun.


But evidently, a pinch of Karz, a bit of Naseeb and a shade of Madhumati and thats OM SHANTI OM for you.
1.) Who says movies of the new millennium are utterly senseless? You have Iqbal, Chak De, Provoked and the likes. Why does Farah Khan take such a cynical view of Bollywood of today?
2.) Shah Rukh and his six pack have got so much publicity that it pains me to even talk about it any further. But frankly speaking, insofar as Shah Rukh's sex appeal (or the lack of it is concerned) it lies in his being "covered up". A bare Shah Rukh, at least in my opinion (for whatever its worth), has the sex appeal of an greasy toad scurrying outta a muddy pond...
3.) What is wrong with Kiron Kher? What prompted an actress of her magnitude to take up such a brain dead role? Still pondering.
4.) Dude, Shah Rukh. Grow up. Face it. You spit on the skies, it ends up on your face. John Jani Janardhan from Naseeb was a wonderfully crafted out song. That it had so many stars of the time was INCIDENTAL and decently planned out. Having 33 film personalities in your title track just to do a one-up on the big B doesn't work out guy! The song seemed more of a farce and a melting pot of your famous faces and did no justice to any one of them. Better luck next time, if you are still at it!
5.) The climax, if you call it that, was no big suspense if Farah intended it that way. All along the audience expected a 2nd Deepika to pop in... Some skilled editing required I guess.
Still, all in all, a one time watch and that too just for the sake of the great Indian tamasha called BOLLYWOOD.

Uh huh!

Mene galti kari thi
Meri nathni padi thi
Ki sone mein usko ranga gai
Mein ranga ke atariya pe aa gai
Mohale mein kaise mara mar hai
Bole mochi bhi khud ko sonar hai

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What is the first thought that comes to your mind when you read the lyrics above? A typical double meaning bollywood masaala song! Right?

Wrong, it seems the sentence "Bole mochi bhi khud ko sonar hai" is a dig at the "low caste" mochis assuming the garb of "high caste" sonars...

Puhleez politicians. How many educated, not so well educated or whatever % of masses catch the song lyrics the first time they hear it? And how many of them can relate it to the caste, their so called hierarchy on the social ladder and take offence to it? Whom are you trying to protect? On what grounds do you justify this kind of a vandalism?

What next? There is an extremely popular chain to footwear called Mochi that spans across India? Do our politicians intend to burn each one of the stores down? What a shame! Grow up people!!!