Murphy's laws for the new mother.

1. As soon as you are done vacuuming, the baby wants to eat finger foods.
2. As you start changing a dirty diaper, the phone/door-bell will ring.
3. Likability of a food item is inversely proportional to the availability.
4. Soiled socks are always in pairs, washed ones are always single.
5. The day you throw in the sweaters for washing will be the coldest one of the year.
6. If you are running low on diapers, the baby will have diarrhoea.
7. Whatever is on the plate goes to the floor, whatever is on the floor goes into the mouth.
8. If you order pizza for dinner, the toddler will stay up late. If you are cooking healthy baby foods especially for her, the nap time comes an hour too early.
9. If the toddler has to throw up, it will be after you have brushed her teeth for the night.
10. The high priced toy that catches her fancy in the toy store will be forgotten as soon as its paid for.